Britney Spears Will Give Birth In Namibia
Category : Women Gossip, Women Personality
Britney Spears has here hands full with being a mom with Sean Preston and having a new baby on the way. She has expressed interest in possibly having her next baby in Namibia. She has told NBC’s Matt Lauer that she will move to Namibia “in the near future” to prepare for the birth of her second child, a daughter who is due in “late September or early November.”
Breaking down in tears during the interview, which will be broadcast Thursday on the Today show and Friday on Dateline, Ms. Spears said she is “an emotional wreck” right now. She blames the paparazzi and the false tabloids for her fragile state of mind.
Ms. Spears said, “I heard that Namibia has laws that let celebrities say whether or not journalists are allowed in the country. That’s so important, even more important than getting the same villa that Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt had.”
Britney may be in for more trouble however, as she is being sued by a photographer for supposedly running a car over his foot. Cullen Reavley claims that her mom Lynne Spears drove over his foot in the parking lot in June, 2004.
Biff Scuzzy, who made up the original report about Ms. Spears moving to Namibia, said he almost [crapped] himself when he saw his headline “Britney Spears Going to Namibia to Give Birth” with a China Daily byline on a popular news index site. “I was drunk on my ass when I wrote that thing,” said Mr. Scuzzy. “How could I know I was telling the truth? I would have sworn I was making that nonsense up. I guess it’s true what they say about giving enough monkeys enough typewriters.”
According to Pugbus.com Britney Spears revealed to Matt Lauer that she wanted to give birth in Namibia. He asked her why she wants to have her baby in Namibia just like Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt. Pugbus wrote the following: ???Mr. Lauer did ask Ms. Spears why she had chosen Namibia for the birth of her child.
“Kevin has always been a fan of African-American culture,” she replied. “I’m sure he’ll feel at home there, rapping with all the natives. I just wish he hadn’t cut his cornrows.”
Ms. Spears also said that Namibia reminds her of California “because it’s on the ocean and there’s lots of sand. So if Sean Preston fell off his swing and landed on his head, there’s less chance he would be hurt and we’d have those snoops from child welfare up our butts all the time. Besides, there’s lots of quiet unpaved roads where Sean Preston and I can go driving.”
Britney’s obsession with seclusion and her obviously frail grasp on the effect of her own statements suggests she might really need this break from it all, to get it together.
Other gossip with Britney is that Madonna is supposedly mad about wasting her time and money with Britney with teaching her the Kabbalah way. Britney announced on her website that she is no longer studying the Kabbalah and her baby is her religion.
To top of the Britney drama off, she is now being sued by a photographer for running a car over his foot. Cullen Reavley claims that her mom Lynne Spears was driving the SUV. Her mom supposedly drove over his foot in the parking lot in Santa Monica, California back on June 20th, 2004. Both Britney and her sister Jamie Lynn where riding in the vehicle at the time. He claims that this caused him to fall to the ground “so as to proximately cause their motor vehicle to collide.”
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